Its the Gods honest truth. (2) you need a divorce in your relationship. Hate the snow!!! Now if you have no responsibilities and you dont mind going from hostel to hostel then be my guest (not pun intended). And with this I think Im done. var l=new Array(); maxfortu for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ He didnt have balls enough to make it in miami and obviously he doesnt want anyone else to do it. alexis //]]> else output += unescape(l[i]); if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; //';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 97';l[15]=' 107';l[16]=' 105';l[17]=' 97';l[18]=' 108';l[19]=' 97';l[20]=' 109';l[21]=' 117';l[22]=' 119';l[23]=' 103';l[24]=' 111';l[25]=' 100';l[26]=' 111';l[27]='>';l[28]='\"';l[29]=' 109';l[30]=' 111';l[31]=' 99';l[32]=' 46';l[33]=' 108';l[34]=' 105';l[35]=' 97';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 103';l[38]=' 64';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 107';l[41]=' 105';l[42]=' 97';l[43]=' 108';l[44]=' 97';l[45]=' 109';l[46]=' 117';l[47]=' 119';l[48]=' 103';l[49]=' 111';l[50]=' 100';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=':';l[53]='o';l[54]='t';l[55]='l';l[56]='i';l[57]='a';l[58]='m';l[59]='\"';l[60]='=';l[61]='f';l[62]='e';l[63]='r';l[64]='h';l[65]='a ';l[66]='<'; People speak many languages on the streets (everybody knows more than just english) and you can learn a lot with everybody. else output += unescape(l[i]); This is the truth people! } Thats when you realise how great Miami is. This Spell Casting isnt brainwashing, but he opened up his eyes to know how much we have to share together. Yes, NYC is ridiculous, San Fran, etc. Free $60 Account Today's Best Bet. Heck, I even like Cuban food and Salsa dancing and got a B+ in 12th grade Spanish! if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; says: This is so so true. casters but I had never tried one and didnt know what to expect. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ And while thats a general statement being that there are exceptions and people who have, attempted, or attempt to change the Landscape (Kudos to you all), the reality is that Miami has evolved into the epitome of Mainstream Society. I have a feeling this poor guy fell in love with a Cuban girl that didnt share his feelings. I grew up in Ft. Lauderdale, had the pleasure of spending my college years in Miami at FIU (you know, the REAL University of Miami) and have spent the past two and a half years out of state for grad school (so much for dumb Miamians, huh?). I know I will hear glad you are coming but thats sad. $('#large_box_link').fancyZoom(); You did not mention all the scam and fraud the cubans do all over the city. says: i am dying to leave Miami. I wanna tell you that you need not to worry because i have a good news for those out there that are faced or similar to such situation because there is always a hope and a solution to all problem. First of all, reality - and your truth are NOT the same thing, and you are mistaken your poor unsubstantiated fantasies of grandiosity that only exists in your rotten mind produced by your low self stem that exhibit all people from the sunken island. i taught i was dreaming but behold it was real and now we are var l=new Array(); If you had, you would have found that there are multiple people native to Miami who are taller than 6 ft, which is confirmed by observation. local news and culture, Kyle Munzenrieder Nice weather? (17) Case solve says: Have you ever heard of people having common courtesy?. Us primitive mortals here in Miami, will enjoy the beaches and fresh air. partially funny article but not so true. Marcy And yes unfortunately I am a Miami as well but at least I agree that I was being disrespectful to you all. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; var output = ''; CRAZY! No rage, please. MOST OF THESE PEOPLE TELLING YOU FAKE TESTIMONIES AND FOR YOU TO BEWARE OF THIS AND BEWARE OF THAT ARE BUNCH OF CRAPS AND SCAMS. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_UyMR44jN3s').innerHTML = output; They literally cannot form a proper sentence when they speak or write. I realize that Cambridge has Harvard and M.I.T., but it is in fact a sanctuary city. Some people testified that he brought their Ex lover back, some testified that he restores womb, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and so on.There was one particular testimony I saw, it was about a woman called Erica,she testified about how papa dodo brought back her Ex lover in less than 72 hours and at the end of her testimony she drop papa dodo e-mail address. } var l=new Array(); @Matt, no not at all. And raggaetone sounds like spear chukking music. Im guessing youre American? May I remind you what your lovely people did to the native Americans all those many many years ago? The problem, as you soon find out, is this douche views friendship as nothing more than a commodity. If insulting a city and its people constitutes humor nowadays, then Im wholeheartedly grateful that I didnt catch myself laughing at this article of yours, if it can even be called that. I suggested to take him to South Miami, and they were very impressed. papa dodo is really a talented and gifted man and i will not to stop publishing him because he is a wonderful manIf you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve that problem for you. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_Pni9WNgWlI').innerHTML = output; So,if you are in a similar problem or any kind of problems you can also contact him via his email(. says: Please anyone reading from this blog can also help me say a louder thanks to this great spell caster,i am here to say a big thanks to Therapist Oniha of the . WebMarch 04, 2023 3:58 PM. Cali The land of lower standards. I have to translate for both English speakers and Spanish speakers where I live because of the lingual divide here in Miami. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 111';l[15]=' 103';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 107';l[18]=' 111';l[19]=' 100';l[20]=' 101';l[21]=' 105';l[22]=' 118';l[23]=' 111';l[24]='>';l[25]='\"';l[26]=' 109';l[27]=' 111';l[28]=' 99';l[29]=' 46';l[30]=' 108';l[31]=' 105';l[32]=' 97';l[33]=' 109';l[34]=' 103';l[35]=' 64';l[36]=' 111';l[37]=' 103';l[38]=' 111';l[39]=' 107';l[40]=' 111';l[41]=' 100';l[42]=' 101';l[43]=' 105';l[44]=' 118';l[45]=' 111';l[46]=':';l[47]='o';l[48]='t';l[49]='l';l[50]='i';l[51]='a';l[52]='m';l[53]='\"';l[54]='=';l[55]='f';l[56]='e';l[57]='r';l[58]='h';l[59]='a ';l[60]='<'; says: mitzi In fact, happy long-term social survival in Miami Had several telephone interviews last week!! says: Everything in this article is spot on. LP Ive been to the beach less than 15 times and no one cant get me into clubs, even with a VIP card. People like you should be removed from our community, we need people that are pro helping mold mutually satisfying relationships based on common understanding, respect and purpose. Also, to quote an earlier comment, I thought you needed a sense of humor to live in the 305? By rule when a Cuban is an employer or business owner that is an immediate red flag to NOT make business with them. Its dumb as shit, lazy as shit, and has the worst customer service in the country. While in Europe, Southern Europe in particular, there is a real sense of solidarity and friendliness among people on the street. One thing to underscore is that there generalities can be applied to a lot places outside Miami so these characteristics are not exclusive to this particular location. 23. (14) Did your family Denny you of your This was one of the biggest reasons I moved from ghetto Miami. THATS a general complaint in Miami and people (even natives) have to get out of here to northern to find for better opportunities. else output += unescape(l[i]); Everyone! says: I recently moved here from boston. Sure, we all wouldn't mind toning up or putting on some muscle, but The soccer star announced his [CDATA[ fayed Not to mention that is the community known for bearing the spectacular highest crime from all other communities, and it all is because they have absolutely no morals. can help you with any personal need.many people will try to sugar coat the truth and give you false hope but not Dr.Ewan he will tell you the truth and nothing but the truth and keep your hopes high and alive so, please dont waste your time and hope on somebody who doesnt deserve it contact him today @ . Im fairly certain this article (as most) is ones generalizations based on personal observations. I EVEN SEE SOME OF THEM REWRITING WHAT I WROTE ON THE NET. Also, while in Miami all Latin American people have adapted into one big glob of Hispanic semi-culture, I do have to insist that major differences exist among groups when in their actual countries of origin, especially between Caribbean/C. 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If youre going to get upset about a sarcastic piece, youre probably the complacent ones who dont vote and invite one of the most non-functioning corrupt cities in the nation to carry-on. says: the only thing this article does is produce stupid comments from stupid people about what they deem to be stupid people. A lot of the points above are true, however, thats what makes this place so fun. David Jalieh says: I dont miss sweating at night ..feeling greasy 24/7.. being run off the road by angry aggro douchebaigs or the filth that is Hialeah. but I miss Miami. Lunatics out there! thats enough for me. (11) if your menstruation refuse to come Cubans, are not stupid they are however, very inventive, they always find a way to survive and make something, from nothing. Trust me- it doesnt take an expert chef to make that stuff. You can accept reality or sink your little empty skull in the sand, its entirely up to you. I am Candra Jones and i have a good news to share to the entire world. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Everything else sucks in Miami. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) says: LMAOMy wife, a Miami native who now lives in DC with our family, forwarded this to me for a good laugh but also included in her message: Why I wanted to leave Miami sooo bad!. Just shut your trap. As far as Cuba is concerned, if you had studied the subject, youd be aware of the fact that Cubas currency was once equal to the USD. I personally cannot wait to convince my husband to leave this town. What fast food restaurant was that? In general, Cubans are the employers, not the employees, its just the way we are, coming out of communism, were extremely industrious. Thats not exactly sexy- and Im talking at night. Its nice to know I am not alone in my disgust and named all of the reason why I moved away from Miami. You can also call him on +2348186233089, you can tell him you were referred by Dylan, the little boy he helped. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; The same flakes and idiots and non readers are the ones running bottle service, not the real people who live here too. Unless one can afford to live in a nicer/civilized part of miami/miami beach, that place is hell on earth. The same thing happens in California with the Mexicans,too many immigrants makes too many problems. My family is made up of Latin American immigrants. var output = ''; I moved to Broward County in 1993 so I could continue my law practice in all three of the Gold Coast counties more conveniently. I got one for the heck of it and Ive never needed it in CO, yet. Since when has reading books been the sole benchmark of intelligence? says: I was born and raised in Miami and here are my 25 reasons why I moved out and never plan on returning except to visit my family over the holiday and even then, I want to kill myself every second I step out of the house (especially all those DAMNED drivers). says: This is the BEST and hilarious. +2348054680554 Thank you great PAPA DODO. 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This equals high crime,high fraud,high corruption,super inflated cost of living with low wages,job scarcity,racial tension,lack of English speakers,traffic jams,over crowding of schools,super high insurance premiums,etc. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 111';l[9]=' 111';l[10]=' 104';l[11]=' 97';l[12]=' 121';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 112';l[17]=' 109';l[18]=' 101';l[19]=' 116';l[20]=' 110';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 105';l[23]=' 116';l[24]=' 117';l[25]=' 108';l[26]=' 111';l[27]=' 115';l[28]=' 114';l[29]=' 101';l[30]=' 104';l[31]=' 103';l[32]=' 105';l[33]=' 72';l[34]='>';l[35]='\"';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 111';l[38]=' 99';l[39]=' 46';l[40]=' 111';l[41]=' 111';l[42]=' 104';l[43]=' 97';l[44]=' 121';l[45]=' 64';l[46]=' 101';l[47]=' 108';l[48]=' 112';l[49]=' 109';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 116';l[52]=' 110';l[53]=' 111';l[54]=' 105';l[55]=' 116';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 108';l[58]=' 111';l[59]=' 115';l[60]=' 114';l[61]=' 101';l[62]=' 104';l[63]=' 103';l[64]=' 105';l[65]=' 72';l[66]=':';l[67]='o';l[68]='t';l[69]='l';l[70]='i';l[71]='a';l[72]='m';l[73]='\"';l[74]='=';l[75]='f';l[76]='e';l[77]='r';l[78]='h';l[79]='a ';l[80]='<'; harry tina My advice to kind down to earth people who prefer a sower paced lifestyle with nicer people is to move far away from Miami. You walk into fast food restaurant and those people cant speak anything other than spanish. White non latins just are smarter,nicer,more organized and more efficient than latins. [CDATA[ Latin Americans who unfortunately run the city, together with their food and music have imported also their bad manners, corruption and sketchy organizational skills Too bad. PS- I CRAP on conservative Cubans. Complete Fing nescient morons! Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.{benedictsolutioncentre@gmail.com}. I pretend we are temporarily living on an island off the coast of the United States and now that my son has finished school, we will be going back to the U.S. Are you interested in ballet, opera, or musical theatre? says: This article is not humorous at all and its really sad to see such jaded commentators. Spectacular Sunsets HispanicBookworm And when we do, we start to see things different. Yes, I live in Miami Early in the morning I go to the beach to run, swim, bike or paddleboard and watch spectacular sunrise. Then I visited other places, and realized how very far behind the curve it is. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18665115/ns/health-mental_health/t/miami-drivers-have-worst-road-rage/#.TqnYZEOImU8, Highest ranking in medicare fraud: MIKE del Portillo Slice that turd off of the bottom of the state and let it float back to Cuba. says: Another transient friend of mine has the perfect expression - South Florida is an experiment to see how long warm weather makes bullshit okay. (5) If you want a child. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) He moved in with another woman, I felt like killing myself, my life became very bitter and sorrowful. says: Hey moris carbella ur guy for hook up soft hard acid.lsd molly coke weed.just email me at .